Juggalos

Almost everyone in my generation has heard of the "Juggalo Family" and know what it is.  For the people who don't, it's basically a group of individuals who are lazy, sometimes overly obese, and sit on the couch all day eating chips, drinking Faygo (only because it's cheap) and listening to I.C.P. or Insane Clown Posse.  Sometimes they call themselves the "Hatchet Warriors".
The men call themselves "Juggalos" while the women call themselves "Juggalettes".  They believe that they are a group of people who are a "family" and will help each other out if a "fellow Juggalo" is in need.  I personally believe that this concept is extremely stupid and far-fetched.  I basically believe this because, this specific group of people most likely doesn't even know that they are supporting the criminals involved in the "Hatchet Murders".
The Hatchet Murders were basically a group of people who went around killing individuals with hatchets, obviously.  Innocent people lost their lives, and families were in mourning over these deaths, yet some stupid ignorant teenagers think that it's cool to follow some musical groups who support such a thing.
The music is probably even worse than the concept that they support.  At concerts, which are mostly played with other "bands" which is in quotations, because they really aren't bands, just the same members under different names that all play at festivals called "Gathering of the Juggalos", and the "band" members indulge in spraying the audience with bottles of cheap Faygo and like to paint their faces ridiculously, trying to look like clowns, and come up with stupid fucking expressions such as "are you down with the clownz."  Fucking kill me.  They're lyrics are so deep too.  From the song "Miracles" by I.C.P.  "I've seen shit that'll shock you're eye lids, the sun and the moon and even mars, the milky way and fuckin shooting stars" from the same song, "I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco Bay.  It tried to eat my cellphone (he ran away)."  and yet again, "Water, fire, air, and dirt.  Fucking magnets, how do they work?"
Okay seriously, things don't "shock your eyelids".  I'm pretty sure you see things with your EYES.  If it's shocking your "eyelids" that means your eyes are closed.  Is it just me or is the language pretty unnecessary in basically all of these lyrics.  I'm pretty sure a pelican wouldn't try to eat your cellphone, and where did he get the fish anyway.  Oh, and if you want to know how magnets work, maybe you should go back to the first grade when the concept of north poles attracting to south poles was taught, and that they attract, and that when you have two different poles that are alike..they repel.  Juuuust a thought.
I've always been for the "keep illegal immigrants, deport the Juggalos movement".  This is because, the illegal immigrants are taking all of the jobs that could go to the Juggalos, but no, they're too busy drinking their cheap ass Faygo, sitting on their mother's couch eating chips and listening to their shitty music, which includes:
I.C.P., Anybody Killa, Twiztid, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Boondox, The Dayton Family, Dark Lotus, Psychopathic Rydas, Tech N9ne, Axe Murder Boyz, Kid Crusher, Vanilla Ice, Scum, Boo Clan, Brotha Lynch Hung, Killa C, Liquid Assassin, Mars, Kung Fu Vampire, Kottonmouth Kings, Esham.  There's probably more, so feel free to comment and add!


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