Ebonics/Abbreviations

An actual language?  Really?  What do you think of when someone says the word "ebonics"?  Personally, I think of a trashy ghetto man walking around holding his crotch speaking improper English saying "axt" instead of "asked", yet somehow, people are rebelling and trying to make this a proper language.  "Dat" is NOT a proper form of "that".  You just sound fucking stupid.  
According to Urban Dictionary:

Ebonics is really the study of the rules applied to turn English into some uneducated sounding pseudo-language whose purpose is for the most part to insult and denigrate "Whitey." Here is what I learned in Ebonics 1 :

i) In any English word with a contraction, eliminate the apostrophe and any letters after it.
1) Is it alright if I rollerskate through the campus ?
English) Yes, it's alright
Ebonics) It OK
ii) In a word ending in "d," substitute "dt" or "oodt."
English) That's all very fine...
Ebonics) That all reeeal gooudt....
iii) In a word ending in "ore," eliminate everything after the first "o" and add an apostrophe.
English) I won't tell you again, please shut the door.
Ebonics) I ain tellin you no mo', shet de do' !!
iv) For suffixes with 2 identical consonants followed by "er," eliminate the "er."
English) That Negro was larger and was holding a pistol.
Ebonics) Mah nigga was bigga had his fingah on yo' trigga.
v) In general, most "er"s are dropped and replaced by "ah."
English) Tower of Power
Ebonics) Towah of Powah
vi) However, in the case of a plural, "ers" is replaced by "az."
English) Negroes
Ebonics) niggaz
Now, a brief poem :
They go my niggaz all up in da hooudt,
Niggaz be pimpin' just like dey shooudt,
Leroy drive his Caddy right into a dee-itch
'Cause his punk-ass homey is too much of a bee-itch
Sistah on the pipe she hit on da stem
Homeboy got his ass in jail ageein'
Got me a supakool layin' in da free-idge
Niggaz be flyin' high off'n da bree-idge
Sambo fucked up, he high on dat sherm
Bustin up a cap hey cuz got de germ 

Is it really that hard to speak proper English?  If you walk around abbreviating everything, no one is ever going to take you seriously.  Like I said, it just makes you look stupid, and just adds to the "stupid Americans" stereotype.  Yes I understand that there is a time to be professional and a time to be casual, but being casual doesn't mean that you should walk around saying "wit" instead of "with".  Being casual means that you can be with your friends and call them "shitheads" or "fucktards".  You wouldn't go up to your boss and call him a "twat-waffle".  Another thing is this whole abbreviation thing.  I get emails from people saying things like:
"wud u lyke 2 hang out l8r?"
That shit seriously pisses me off.  Does it really take that much time to spell things correctly?  I can understand an occasional "u" instead of "you" or a "2" instead of "to" but seriously those are two and three letter words.  how goddamn hard is it for you to find the letters on your keyboard?  And, "lyke"?  All that is, is replacing a fucking "i" with a "y".  You wouldn't type like this if you were typing a memo for a very large popular company would you?  NO!  So what the hell makes you think that I wan't to receive a message like that?




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