Trying Too Hard

Everyone knows that one person who just tries to hard to fit in to a certain group of people.  In doing so, it just makes them look like a complete fucking idiot.  I knew this guy, summer before I started beauty school.  He tried to be really good friends with my brother.  We'll call him Jeremy*.  Jeremy would parade around calling himself "Homeless Jeremy".  The funny thing was, he wasn't really homeless.  He just chose not to go back to his mom's house.  In his defense, everyone did tell me that his mom's house smelled like fermented cat piss, but anyways, he really did have a home.  But, he put on this front like "OMG I'M SO HOMELESS AND I'M THE SHIT."  No....just no.  being homeless doesn't make you anything, because homelessness isn't funny.  Maybe he should go ask the people that are in shelters.
My brother and all of his friends are really hardcore brutal and completely obsessed with heavy metal music.  So there's parts in the song that just kind of sound like they're saying "breeee", I personally think it sounds like a gale force wind.  Anyway, they would all make these "bree noises" that were a bit like an "oirrrrrrr" but with a lot more pizazz.  Basically they just sounded like dying pigs.  ANYWAY, so they would sit around and communicate with these noises.  Jeremy would literally sit there and scream "breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" and it was really obnoxious.  So one day, I called him out on it, and he got REALLY pissed.  It is my firm belief, that if someone is acting like a total fuckass (<---Donnie Darko reference :D) you should probably tell them, just so that they know, so they can cut out the fuckassness and better themselves.  Instead of getting all pissed off in this situation, what he should have said was "why thank you, I'll work on it so I don't annoy the living shit out of everyone."
Okay, story number two, I used to go to school with this girl, and she just tried waaaay to hard to have conversations with people.  And like all this girl would ever talk about was concerts concerts concerts.  Like seriously, no one cares.  Then, if she wasn't talking about concerts, she would just talk to hear herself talk.  It was like a constant tornado of blahblahblah, EVERY fucking day.
Please, don't be that person

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