So, everyone has a certain reputation that takes a lifetime to build. That can be torn down in two seconds. Example A, posting naked pictures online, texting them to someone, ect. The worst is when you're a 50 year old woman who is fat, and you're posting pictures of yourself in the smallest shirt you can squeeze into and you have your tits popping out all over the place. Then, you go as far as trying to make an explaination for it and saying, "it's not trashy, I'm a BBW, and I am comfortable with my body." You may be a "BBW" but wear that shit in the bedroom for your man, don't run around like a trashy whore posting pictures of your fat flabs. Newsflash, not everyone is into huge women. Not everyone wants to see that. Do us all a favor and cover up. and just so you're aware, you aren't posting that shit because you're "comfortable with your body". You're posting it because you have a very low self esteem and want someone to tell you that you're hot. The key to beauty is accentuating your good parts and taking away from your flaws. When you post garbage like this, you're just drawing more attention to your flaws. Would you really want your kids seeing something like this? Gain a little respect for yourself. A bigger woman who has self respect is a lot more attractive than some fatass running around online letting all her shit hang out. Sick.
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Tuesday, January 10, 2012
The World Against Christianity
Is it just me or is the world leaning more and more toward a Muslim lifestyle? Back when our country was first established, we were "one nation under God". When I was in elementary school, we said the pledge of allegiance with this exact line in it. Now, it's not mandatory anymore. What is this now? "One nation under the law?" When I was growing up, we always had a "Christmas break" and "school Christmas parties" and everyone would walk around saying "Merry Christmas". What's up with all of this "Happy Holidays" bullshit. You say "Merry Christmas" to someone and they look at you like its a crime. There's not TV shows on about the Muslim religion, yet, if there were shows about the Christian religion, it'd be like a huge slap on the wrist. OH MY GOD!!! THAT CAN'T BE SHOWN ON TV!!! Like it's sooooo bad. Personally, I am open to all, even though I have a strong Lutheran Missouri Synod background, but still, it infuriates me that, everything that I was built on now seems like the "cursed religion". Everything should be equal. I think that maybe since the Arabs bombed us, this is just a way to make the ones who live in America feel a little bit better about what their people did. Just a thought.
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Use Of the "N" Word
So everyone who is somewhat intelligent knows that this word dates all the way back to when slavery was legal...long, LONG ago. And, if you don't know which word I'm talking about, well, you shouldn't be reading this anyway. The point is, it dates back to when slavery was legal.
Slave owners used to call their slaves "nigger". Everyone knows this, and if you don't then you're just a fucking dumbass and you should know this. Well, all this word means is "ignorant".
The funny thing to me is that someone who is black can walk around all day saying "nigger this, nigger that, yo nigger," and it's completely normal. But, the second someone who isn't black pulls it out, all the "homies" "cock their 9's." If you ask a black person what makes this acceptable, they will tell you that they are saying "nigga" which is different because of the a on the end, and that it's okay from one black person to another because they're doing it in a joking manner. Well, what if a white person was joking? It just doesn't make sense. I thought everyone was equal. At least, that's what my mama always taught me.
Personally, if I want to call someone ignorant, I will call someone ignorant, and i'll do it in what ever manner I damn well please. I've met many white people who are ignorant.
This brings me to another point that I would love to bring up, while we're on the subject of equal rights. Why don black people get all these special little groups, like the NAACP, which is basically the KKK of black people, with special benefits that are more often than not, monetary. Is it because they're more likely to get AIDS or be Aenimic? Or, maybe it's because most of the women don't know who their "baby daddy" is. There's a very simple solution to these issues:
1.Get tested.-There are free clinics for this. Make your partners get tested. Duh. You can't see AIDS on the outside.
2. Don't be a fuckin whore.-It's easy, just don't sleep with everyone and their brother. It's just trashy and that's how you lose track of who is fathering your kid.
3. If you have to be a whore, use some kind of goddamn protection.
I wouldn't have gotten fucked out of scholarships for college if i were full black, because they hand them out to them like they've earned it, even if their grade point averages aren't up to par. Ridiculous.
My last point is: if there was a group like the NAACP for white people, that would just be considered racist. This is all coming from someone who is 1/4 black, and I think it's some goddamn bullshit.
Slave owners used to call their slaves "nigger". Everyone knows this, and if you don't then you're just a fucking dumbass and you should know this. Well, all this word means is "ignorant".
The funny thing to me is that someone who is black can walk around all day saying "nigger this, nigger that, yo nigger," and it's completely normal. But, the second someone who isn't black pulls it out, all the "homies" "cock their 9's." If you ask a black person what makes this acceptable, they will tell you that they are saying "nigga" which is different because of the a on the end, and that it's okay from one black person to another because they're doing it in a joking manner. Well, what if a white person was joking? It just doesn't make sense. I thought everyone was equal. At least, that's what my mama always taught me.
Personally, if I want to call someone ignorant, I will call someone ignorant, and i'll do it in what ever manner I damn well please. I've met many white people who are ignorant.
This brings me to another point that I would love to bring up, while we're on the subject of equal rights. Why don black people get all these special little groups, like the NAACP, which is basically the KKK of black people, with special benefits that are more often than not, monetary. Is it because they're more likely to get AIDS or be Aenimic? Or, maybe it's because most of the women don't know who their "baby daddy" is. There's a very simple solution to these issues:
1.Get tested.-There are free clinics for this. Make your partners get tested. Duh. You can't see AIDS on the outside.
2. Don't be a fuckin whore.-It's easy, just don't sleep with everyone and their brother. It's just trashy and that's how you lose track of who is fathering your kid.
3. If you have to be a whore, use some kind of goddamn protection.
I wouldn't have gotten fucked out of scholarships for college if i were full black, because they hand them out to them like they've earned it, even if their grade point averages aren't up to par. Ridiculous.
My last point is: if there was a group like the NAACP for white people, that would just be considered racist. This is all coming from someone who is 1/4 black, and I think it's some goddamn bullshit.
Putting Personal Information on the Internet
Honestly, when you log on to facebook or myyearbook, people want to see something interesting, such as, you're shopping with your best friend and bought the cutest purse. People don't want to hear about the fact that you're pregnant and that you're getting an abortion. People don't want to hear about who you sent to jail the night before, or how bad your boyfriend beat you up last weekend. That is the reason that diaries are made. What your friends want to read about are inside jokes that were made up that day. They don't want to hear all the inky details about the fight that you and your mom just got into and what a bitch she is. It's SOCIAL NETWORKING. It's used to catch up with people and share small pieces of your day. To ask a friend how they are if they're sick. To let people know if you're not going to be in class or at work.
Let me make this point. In the "face to face world" you wouldn't go up to someone and say "hey I'm Samantha, I'm currently pregnant and have to get an abortion. It sucks." Seriously? Keep personal things personal.
Furthermore, if you do in fact decide to post personal bullshit on a social networking site, don't be surprised when people make "what the fuck" comments on it. When they do, you should probably learn from your mistakes instead of going off on that person who made the comment by calling them a bitch. In return, they're just going to call you trashy, and there's nothing you can say against that because you know it's true.
Let me put it to you this way. I come home from a long tiring day in class. I have homework to do. Before I do my homework, I like to check facebook and see what all of my friends are up to. Drop one of my classmates a line if they weren't in class to tell them what they missed. Maybe say hi to a few family members. i don't want my newsfeed blowing up with drama like "oh my god my boyfriend just kicked in my car window and the police came and he got arrested and he tried to rape me oh my god oh my god." that's just called someone trying to get others to feel bad for them, and guess what people, it's fucking pathetic.
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Let me make this point. In the "face to face world" you wouldn't go up to someone and say "hey I'm Samantha, I'm currently pregnant and have to get an abortion. It sucks." Seriously? Keep personal things personal.
Furthermore, if you do in fact decide to post personal bullshit on a social networking site, don't be surprised when people make "what the fuck" comments on it. When they do, you should probably learn from your mistakes instead of going off on that person who made the comment by calling them a bitch. In return, they're just going to call you trashy, and there's nothing you can say against that because you know it's true.
Let me put it to you this way. I come home from a long tiring day in class. I have homework to do. Before I do my homework, I like to check facebook and see what all of my friends are up to. Drop one of my classmates a line if they weren't in class to tell them what they missed. Maybe say hi to a few family members. i don't want my newsfeed blowing up with drama like "oh my god my boyfriend just kicked in my car window and the police came and he got arrested and he tried to rape me oh my god oh my god." that's just called someone trying to get others to feel bad for them, and guess what people, it's fucking pathetic.
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Tuesday, November 15, 2011
Trying Too Hard
Everyone knows that one person who just tries to hard to fit in to a certain group of people. In doing so, it just makes them look like a complete fucking idiot. I knew this guy, summer before I started beauty school. He tried to be really good friends with my brother. We'll call him Jeremy*. Jeremy would parade around calling himself "Homeless Jeremy". The funny thing was, he wasn't really homeless. He just chose not to go back to his mom's house. In his defense, everyone did tell me that his mom's house smelled like fermented cat piss, but anyways, he really did have a home. But, he put on this front like "OMG I'M SO HOMELESS AND I'M THE SHIT." No....just no. being homeless doesn't make you anything, because homelessness isn't funny. Maybe he should go ask the people that are in shelters.
My brother and all of his friends are really hardcore brutal and completely obsessed with heavy metal music. So there's parts in the song that just kind of sound like they're saying "breeee", I personally think it sounds like a gale force wind. Anyway, they would all make these "bree noises" that were a bit like an "oirrrrrrr" but with a lot more pizazz. Basically they just sounded like dying pigs. ANYWAY, so they would sit around and communicate with these noises. Jeremy would literally sit there and scream "breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" and it was really obnoxious. So one day, I called him out on it, and he got REALLY pissed. It is my firm belief, that if someone is acting like a total fuckass (<---Donnie Darko reference :D) you should probably tell them, just so that they know, so they can cut out the fuckassness and better themselves. Instead of getting all pissed off in this situation, what he should have said was "why thank you, I'll work on it so I don't annoy the living shit out of everyone."
Okay, story number two, I used to go to school with this girl, and she just tried waaaay to hard to have conversations with people. And like all this girl would ever talk about was concerts concerts concerts. Like seriously, no one cares. Then, if she wasn't talking about concerts, she would just talk to hear herself talk. It was like a constant tornado of blahblahblah, EVERY fucking day.
Please, don't be that person
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*names have been changed to protect the identity of the people mentioned.
My brother and all of his friends are really hardcore brutal and completely obsessed with heavy metal music. So there's parts in the song that just kind of sound like they're saying "breeee", I personally think it sounds like a gale force wind. Anyway, they would all make these "bree noises" that were a bit like an "oirrrrrrr" but with a lot more pizazz. Basically they just sounded like dying pigs. ANYWAY, so they would sit around and communicate with these noises. Jeremy would literally sit there and scream "breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" and it was really obnoxious. So one day, I called him out on it, and he got REALLY pissed. It is my firm belief, that if someone is acting like a total fuckass (<---Donnie Darko reference :D) you should probably tell them, just so that they know, so they can cut out the fuckassness and better themselves. Instead of getting all pissed off in this situation, what he should have said was "why thank you, I'll work on it so I don't annoy the living shit out of everyone."
Okay, story number two, I used to go to school with this girl, and she just tried waaaay to hard to have conversations with people. And like all this girl would ever talk about was concerts concerts concerts. Like seriously, no one cares. Then, if she wasn't talking about concerts, she would just talk to hear herself talk. It was like a constant tornado of blahblahblah, EVERY fucking day.
Please, don't be that person
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Sunday, October 16, 2011
Welfare
First of all, I would just like to point out that I am very sensitive to the less fortunate people that populate the Earth. I spent a lot of time as a child giving back to my community doing things like volunteering in the soup kitchens, or purchasing gifts for toys for tots, raising money for less fortunate families around my community, so yes, realize before reading any further, that i do have a heart and I am sensitive to less fortunate people, so don't come back and attack me saying that I'm a heartless bitch.
What really pisses me off when I go to work is the fact that, part of my paycheck is deducted to go towards "welfare". I do realize that sometimes people are out of a job or have a low paying job and need assistance from the government to support their family. I realize that children are expensive and sometimes it's necessary to obtain food stamps so that your family can eat, but what I can't fucking stand is when you have some lazy ass mother fucker who won't get up and find a job and feels the need to sit on the couch all day and collect welfare. Bitch I don't wanna support your lazy ass. There's a little thing called getting a loan and going to college, and if you can't get a loan yourself, then ask someone with good credit to help you by cosigning. There ARE ways to be dismissed from a cosign, believe it or not.
A prime example:
My ex boyfriend. He moves out of his mom's house to go live with his ex step father. (That's a whole different story). First of all, you have to know that when applying for food stamps, you are supposed to base on the income of the whole house hold. So it was my ex, and his ex stepfather living in this house. His ex stepfather worked for a company where he was making six figures. What my ex did was he based his food stamps off of his mother's house hold which had virtually no income, so he basically cheated the system because he didn't want to get a job. That's the bullshit that I can't stand. Then, when he did finally get a job, he said he had just taken it to basically fuck over his co worker and would most likely get fired in the end. What a winner, right? It makes me wonder why I even dated him in the first place.
The point is, I don't work my ass off to support others. If you're out there sitting on your ass depending on the government to help you, you should probably go fuck yourself. Get off the fucking couch and look for a job....any job. There is no reason that money should come out of my hard earned paycheck to support someone who just wants to be lazy.
What really pisses me off when I go to work is the fact that, part of my paycheck is deducted to go towards "welfare". I do realize that sometimes people are out of a job or have a low paying job and need assistance from the government to support their family. I realize that children are expensive and sometimes it's necessary to obtain food stamps so that your family can eat, but what I can't fucking stand is when you have some lazy ass mother fucker who won't get up and find a job and feels the need to sit on the couch all day and collect welfare. Bitch I don't wanna support your lazy ass. There's a little thing called getting a loan and going to college, and if you can't get a loan yourself, then ask someone with good credit to help you by cosigning. There ARE ways to be dismissed from a cosign, believe it or not.
A prime example:
My ex boyfriend. He moves out of his mom's house to go live with his ex step father. (That's a whole different story). First of all, you have to know that when applying for food stamps, you are supposed to base on the income of the whole house hold. So it was my ex, and his ex stepfather living in this house. His ex stepfather worked for a company where he was making six figures. What my ex did was he based his food stamps off of his mother's house hold which had virtually no income, so he basically cheated the system because he didn't want to get a job. That's the bullshit that I can't stand. Then, when he did finally get a job, he said he had just taken it to basically fuck over his co worker and would most likely get fired in the end. What a winner, right? It makes me wonder why I even dated him in the first place.
The point is, I don't work my ass off to support others. If you're out there sitting on your ass depending on the government to help you, you should probably go fuck yourself. Get off the fucking couch and look for a job....any job. There is no reason that money should come out of my hard earned paycheck to support someone who just wants to be lazy.
Thursday, October 13, 2011
Ebonics/Abbreviations
An actual language? Really? What do you think of when someone says the word "ebonics"? Personally, I think of a trashy ghetto man walking around holding his crotch speaking improper English saying "axt" instead of "asked", yet somehow, people are rebelling and trying to make this a proper language. "Dat" is NOT a proper form of "that". You just sound fucking stupid.
According to Urban Dictionary:
Is it really that hard to speak proper English? If you walk around abbreviating everything, no one is ever going to take you seriously. Like I said, it just makes you look stupid, and just adds to the "stupid Americans" stereotype. Yes I understand that there is a time to be professional and a time to be casual, but being casual doesn't mean that you should walk around saying "wit" instead of "with". Being casual means that you can be with your friends and call them "shitheads" or "fucktards". You wouldn't go up to your boss and call him a "twat-waffle". Another thing is this whole abbreviation thing. I get emails from people saying things like:
"wud u lyke 2 hang out l8r?"
That shit seriously pisses me off. Does it really take that much time to spell things correctly? I can understand an occasional "u" instead of "you" or a "2" instead of "to" but seriously those are two and three letter words. how goddamn hard is it for you to find the letters on your keyboard? And, "lyke"? All that is, is replacing a fucking "i" with a "y". You wouldn't type like this if you were typing a memo for a very large popular company would you? NO! So what the hell makes you think that I wan't to receive a message like that?
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According to Urban Dictionary:
Ebonics is really the study of the rules applied to turn English into some uneducated sounding pseudo-language whose purpose is for the most part to insult and denigrate "Whitey." Here is what I learned in Ebonics 1 :
i) In any English word with a contraction, eliminate the apostrophe and any letters after it.
1) Is it alright if I rollerskate through the campus ?
English) Yes, it's alright
Ebonics) It OK
ii) In a word ending in "d," substitute "dt" or "oodt."
English) That's all very fine...
Ebonics) That all reeeal gooudt....
iii) In a word ending in "ore," eliminate everything after the first "o" and add an apostrophe.
English) I won't tell you again, please shut the door.
Ebonics) I ain tellin you no mo', shet de do' !!
iv) For suffixes with 2 identical consonants followed by "er," eliminate the "er."
English) That Negro was larger and was holding a pistol.
Ebonics) Mah nigga was bigga had his fingah on yo' trigga.
v) In general, most "er"s are dropped and replaced by "ah."
English) Tower of Power
Ebonics) Towah of Powah
vi) However, in the case of a plural, "ers" is replaced by "az."
English) Negroes
Ebonics) niggaz
Now, a brief poem :
They go my niggaz all up in da hooudt,
Niggaz be pimpin' just like dey shooudt,
Leroy drive his Caddy right into a dee-itch
'Cause his punk-ass homey is too much of a bee-itch
Sistah on the pipe she hit on da stem
Homeboy got his ass in jail ageein'
Got me a supakool layin' in da free-idge
Niggaz be flyin' high off'n da bree-idge
Sambo fucked up, he high on dat sherm
Bustin up a cap hey cuz got de germ
1) Is it alright if I rollerskate through the campus ?
English) Yes, it's alright
Ebonics) It OK
ii) In a word ending in "d," substitute "dt" or "oodt."
English) That's all very fine...
Ebonics) That all reeeal gooudt....
iii) In a word ending in "ore," eliminate everything after the first "o" and add an apostrophe.
English) I won't tell you again, please shut the door.
Ebonics) I ain tellin you no mo', shet de do' !!
iv) For suffixes with 2 identical consonants followed by "er," eliminate the "er."
English) That Negro was larger and was holding a pistol.
Ebonics) Mah nigga was bigga had his fingah on yo' trigga.
v) In general, most "er"s are dropped and replaced by "ah."
English) Tower of Power
Ebonics) Towah of Powah
vi) However, in the case of a plural, "ers" is replaced by "az."
English) Negroes
Ebonics) niggaz
Now, a brief poem :
They go my niggaz all up in da hooudt,
Niggaz be pimpin' just like dey shooudt,
Leroy drive his Caddy right into a dee-itch
'Cause his punk-ass homey is too much of a bee-itch
Sistah on the pipe she hit on da stem
Homeboy got his ass in jail ageein'
Got me a supakool layin' in da free-idge
Niggaz be flyin' high off'n da bree-idge
Sambo fucked up, he high on dat sherm
Bustin up a cap hey cuz got de germ
Is it really that hard to speak proper English? If you walk around abbreviating everything, no one is ever going to take you seriously. Like I said, it just makes you look stupid, and just adds to the "stupid Americans" stereotype. Yes I understand that there is a time to be professional and a time to be casual, but being casual doesn't mean that you should walk around saying "wit" instead of "with". Being casual means that you can be with your friends and call them "shitheads" or "fucktards". You wouldn't go up to your boss and call him a "twat-waffle". Another thing is this whole abbreviation thing. I get emails from people saying things like:
"wud u lyke 2 hang out l8r?"
That shit seriously pisses me off. Does it really take that much time to spell things correctly? I can understand an occasional "u" instead of "you" or a "2" instead of "to" but seriously those are two and three letter words. how goddamn hard is it for you to find the letters on your keyboard? And, "lyke"? All that is, is replacing a fucking "i" with a "y". You wouldn't type like this if you were typing a memo for a very large popular company would you? NO! So what the hell makes you think that I wan't to receive a message like that?
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